I think Monster is looking forward to getting a permanent prison address so he can finally post his inmate personal ad.
"My name is Bob but many call me Big Bob or Master Bob. I am currently housed in Jackson Michigan for an act that I have committed that I am deeply ashamed of so I am repaying my debt to society. Who wood think that one minute I would be a well respekted member of society who attend church services regularly who is married to my best friend and soulmate and then less than a year later I would be morning her loss at the hands of an idiot and serving time for the mistake in judgement I made by trying to have her killer murdered. Pryer to my incarseration at the hands of renegade investigaters I was a rich developer and philanthropist whose motto was “Service Before Self.” Now they have taken my Rotary pin from me and most of my friends have abandoned me in my time of need.
I am really a good man who is a big teddy bear. Please do not believe the bloggers who say I did bad things with children and had affairs; it is not my fault that they misunderstood my intentions. They also say I killed my wife but that is absolutely untrue. I have letters of refrence that I can provide for you if you decide to contact me. I love helping the less fortuneate.
I enjoy bowling, gambling, charity events with cash boxes, resteraunts, community projects, and I enjoy helping abused women find themselves through submission. Please do not delay, I am also famous and have apeered on Good Morning America and Dateline."
"My name is Bob but many call me Big Bob or Master Bob. I am currently housed in Jackson Michigan for an act that I have committed that I am deeply ashamed of so I am repaying my debt to society. Who wood think that one minute I would be a well respekted member of society who attend church services regularly who is married to my best friend and soulmate and then less than a year later I would be morning her loss at the hands of an idiot and serving time for the mistake in judgement I made by trying to have her killer murdered. Pryer to my incarseration at the hands of renegade investigaters I was a rich developer and philanthropist whose motto was “Service Before Self.” Now they have taken my Rotary pin from me and most of my friends have abandoned me in my time of need.
I am really a good man who is a big teddy bear. Please do not believe the bloggers who say I did bad things with children and had affairs; it is not my fault that they misunderstood my intentions. They also say I killed my wife but that is absolutely untrue. I have letters of refrence that I can provide for you if you decide to contact me. I love helping the less fortuneate.
I enjoy bowling, gambling, charity events with cash boxes, resteraunts, community projects, and I enjoy helping abused women find themselves through submission. Please do not delay, I am also famous and have apeered on Good Morning America and Dateline."